Wednesday, December 2, 2009

XMAS NERDOTRY

I CAN'T WAIT TO RL CLEAVE @ THE GYM.




NERDJOKE HO!

Apparently the double miss universe sex tape is bogus. Such is life.

I was googling "cartoon dicks" earlier this morning because well just because and holy fuckles some weird shit comes up. (WHOKNEW) Like a million images of hardcore naruto yaoi. Now I'm not a gay 12 year old, but gay ninjas? Really? Also lots of incest pics of homer and his father. Now I love dicks but if you're into gay cartoon porn, I think you can do better. I thought only Japanese people were into this shit anyways...

Anyways, I'm off to jhole to fall on my ass a million times and strike out with depressed middle age semi-busted wannabe snow bunnies. I shall return with stories of conquest or lack thereof in a few days.

XOXO

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

first to the lord of dicks - rss 4tw!

steph said...

Hey you're alive! wb!

Anonymous said...

U SAID THAT WHEN U WENT TO VEGAS TOO. DID NOT DELIVER.


<3 for post tho.

Yiska said...

OH YES IN BEFORE SHADER

Anonymous said...

Yeah bro, I felt decieved when I found out it was only one miss universe. What a fucking gyp.

Anonymous said...

And where the hell is Mania? You're not abandoning that shit, are you?

antoine said...

speaking of miss universe, miss virginia this year goes to my school

Anonymous said...

Holy fuck 2 posts within 4 days, it's like Christmas come early!

Anonymous said...

derp

Anonymous said...

oop dat me!

themrchook said...

Oh my god like a thousand raddy posts posts