WotLK Fantasty Trees Take Two (Or Five)

After reading through another iteration of Lhivera's fantasy WotLK trees, I had to toss together another version. Yes, they're extremely imbalanced. But I'm like a fat kid in a chocolate shop when it comes to this shit.

Retarded Trees HEYO

I sort of had these builds in mind, maybe you disagree -- but:

Deep Frost Variants:

11/8/51 - Imp CS, Fireshock, Winter
0/8/62 - FireShock, Winter + Deep Frost Toys
27/0/44 - SpellThief, PoM, Water Elemental zzz

Fire Variants:

28/43 - Some Arcane Utility, Scorch Build with Caut -- lots of ways to tweak it
38/33 - Mind Rot, DB, Molten Fury
Some nasty Disintegrate build. (Combustion -> DB -> Disintegrate OMG)

Deep Arcane:

62/8 - Flashback, Lots of Arcane Utility, Fireshock
52/8/11 - Flashback, Fireshock, IV

Okay, I was really bored, sorry. LOL.

I'll be gone for a few days, sorry for no real content, but xoxo, hugs and kisses, and well, you know the drill.

Happy Birthday

To Radikal Noise. ^^

It's been a year. Weird, huh? You didn't have to get me anything, don't worry. I didn't buy you a present.

For all those who stuck with my bullshit for this past year, what the fuck is wrong with you? Kill yourselves. <3

And this might seem a little odd, but here's my favorite 10 articles from the past year here on RN.

10. The Mage Forums
9. Kill Yourself
8. Poker Noir Prequel
7. Unleash the Fucking Fury
6. Sit Exploits (BECAUSE THEY GOT FIXED)
5. A Whine But Somewhat Prescient Rant - Rated WSG rumors, R.I.P. =(
4. Noir - Episode III and IV
3. WSVG Drama
2. Poker Noir - Episode One
1. Peaches

Expect more of the same over the next year.

Special thanks to:

Forgotten Heroes - For giving me purples
GameOver - For carrying me
eFamous Mages - For making me look good
Storm Kings - For shocking baddies in the face
Anonymous Haters - For making it fun
GodRambo - For [ ] Tits or [ ] GTFO

Safe Sex with Hippies

The pill?

Nope.

Should I use a condom?

No, they aren't natural.

Well, do you use shampoo?

Two fucking birds. One motherfucking stone. Hallelujah.

Question. Does Whole Foods or Trader Joe's sell condoms? I fucking looked everywhere in Whole Foods. Am I to assume that the proper code of conduct with yuppie granola bitches is to simply cum on their face or in their hair?

It's a relevant point only because they're the only grocery stories in the area and who doesn't want to fuck a Whole Foods Milf at some point. No that wasn't a question. Hence the lack of the qm. Statement. You want to fuck one, don't you fucking lie to me, don't you fucking lie, you liar.

I am aware that these places sell hippie Shampoo made of bee's wax and deer feces and whatever -- I'm merely of the opinion that semen is probably better for your hair. I'm also aware that nobody wants to fuck using condoms anymore since the pill is basically required at age 11 now. Kind of like how HGH will be for men in 2-3 years. GET PISSED.

I apologize if you find this a bit graphic, but there are dicks. They are out there. Billions of them. Deal with it. It does put things in perspective though. What sounds more intimidating? One billion people in India or 500 million penises? Penii?

Gander of cocks? School of dicks? Linguists need to finger this out. "A group of dicks was chasing me" doesn't sound right to me at all.

Oh, I said I went to see Ironman the other night. On a 1-10, it was about an eleventy-billion. I didn't get any of the geek references as I've never read the comic, but this dude who looked like Mr. Glass from Unbreakable got them all and gasped and cheered and laughed at each one, so I followed his lead. I'm hip. I'm with it, I'm cool. Of course I know who fucking S.H.I.E.L.D is. Why wouldn't I? Gwyneth was looking a little too old and red haired for my affections, but I thought she was quite charming and I'd be her cougar-playtoy any day. And didn't you want to just hug that fire extinguisher robot? Eat a fucking dick Wall-E you ugly annoying fuck.

Oh. New Hulk still looks terrible, doesn't it? Dark Knight looks baller as fuck. And Shia LeBouf still looks like a resuscitated douche bag. No, I'm not just jealous because he got to mack Megan Fox. That girl has the syphilis. Fucking look at her. Oh, you can't see it. Well, I can. I'm blessed with The Sight. It's like The Gift without Katie Holmes (when she was hot) naked on top of a car. HI THERE KEANU. WOAH. Yeah it's like Woah. My Gift is like WOAH. My ass is like WOAH. GIFT REAL BIG EVERYTHING REAL BIG.

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Some nonsense about Nick Fury!

Spell Haste Builds

This thing is a bit old news now, I apologize, but recently there has been a lot of theorycrafting about using spell haste sets in arena, and now with S4 gear, you'll be able to rock 400+ spell haste easy without PvE anything. (There are also PvP honor pieces)

You can basically rock passive heroism all the time, or 30%-ish passive reduction, always. It costs you a good chunk of your damage. As fire, this isn't too attractive. Yeah, fast scorches are kind of cool, you get the debuff up faster, but really AP-Fire is almost entirely about using AP's multiplier to take advantage of stacked +dmg; the damage sacrifice is too severe.

What about sick DB? Well, you'd need 50% haste to be able to get a guaranteed Dragon's Breath into Fireball combo. But 30% haste yields only a half second window, which might be good enough. (Remember haste reduces not only Fireball cast time but the global on DB)

Either way, DB still sucks. =p

I see haste really shining in RMP WE 3s. With stacked haste gear and IV, it's not going to be feasible to deny your poly's perfectly. Plus you're going to freecast more bolts. Shatter combos will be much weaker, but WE isn't particularly dependent on your frostbolt damage to secure kills.

I think haste is a pretty cool stat in theory -- I don't think the class is set up very well to take advantage of it necessarily, but it's going to raise the skill cap a bit as healers (priests omg) are going to have faster globals and faster heals. When cyclones, fears, polys, flashes are all on the order of 1 second instead of 1.5, it's going to become imperative players learn to CS early in casts. (Your bars will also be unreliable!) Players will have more globals to use per game and more decisions to make.

The counter to all this is that mages without high damage can't kill anything or put much pressure on healers. Turning your frostbolts into Arcane Missiles might not be ideal. But think of the Focus Meta Gem + Quag'd Eye + IV + 30% passive haste + Heroism retardedness. Or just stacked poly casts in 3s!

Dicks.

What about 40/0/21 stacked Arcane Missile spam? =p

Also...

In a world with faster globals, recognize that all crowd control is indirectly buffed. Time isn't so much what matters, but globals. Imp CS becomes 3.25 globals instead of 2.5. Poly is 10 globals, not 8. Same is true for fear, scatter, trap, stuns, everything. Could be unpredictable how this impacts things; you'd expect faster globals to help warlocks, but since rogues lock out casters most effectively, perhaps they take as great a benefit in some weird sense, which increases rogue prevalence, which counter locks, which ate the spider who swallowed the fly and so on.

FUCK YOU I'M GOING TO GO SEE IRONMAN

NPH Isn't Mentioned in This Post

As you've probably heard over on Da Riot, Azael, Spoh and Zyz have been not only sponsored but are doing pretty well on TR. Who fucking cares? I do. Zyz and Azael are my nigs and I don't really know Spoh but 2/3 ain't bad. They might be emo bastards but I fucking love them like that bunny love Trix and faggots sweat dicks.

I put up a tiny (your dick) teaser for my (dick) incredible up and coming vid last night. I'll try to get a better version of the Vimeo up later tonight if I'm not requiring use of my comp for arenas. (Unlikely as I still need a human rogue for 2s, and two rogues or a human rogue and a ele-shammy/SP for 3s)

Did anyone watch Harold and Kumar and think of GC4? I did. My dick rumble in the jungle, yo dick got touched by your uncle.

Long live the storm king.

I actually fucking loved GC's last vid and thought it was basically perfect, but theres a lot of GC (player) haters. GET THAT JUNGLE MUSIC OUT OF YOUR VIDEOS WOW IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

I've been playing almost exclusively fire specs since 2.3 hit. Unless I can find a very strong rogue for 2s 2dps and 3s 3dps in the near future, I'll probably swap back to WE and run more conventional (boring) lineups. I've been still sort of interested in running 0/50/11 in a 2345 5s but I lack 4pc T6 and I doubt I can find the people on BDF for it. I'm not about to start frapsing RMP 3s so I'm not sure what I'll do for some non-zzz arena footage.

Unless ag_uf has working party targets and debuff/buff timers in the near future, it's time to swap to Pitbull. Once I custom up Pitbull to be suitably amusing (racist and homophobic), I'll post up a UI compilation. (I stole everything from Affix but fuck it)

Too much parentheticals up in this bitch.

Oh, by the gay. Check Quag's Eye + Focus Meta. It's pretty beast with IV and poly 4-piece. If you're into that sort of thing... I personally like big crits. BIIIIGGG CRITSSS.

I like chicks with big tits n' small hips who ride big dicks in small whips.

Thug out.

Bleh, newer vimeo still looks like penis. It has my cliche gay distorted text though.


Raddy V Preview from radikal on Vimeo.

Cassie

LOL

Preview

Vimeo stream is such a fucking piece of shit. Insane quality -> total shit. SICK BRO.

DRAGON'S BAD

Of Newbs and Dykes

I logged on to TR to receive a challenge from these two PvP gods:



They explained to me that it was "newbish" to move around during duels. Must prefer a little reverse cowgirl to doing it from behind, eh? (Imagine a sly wink and an elbow nudge along with that)

I'm not saying they're the cowgirl...

Forget it.

Yes, that's my gnome, not my dead sexy belf. I had to retire Raddy the belf. Players would walk by me outside Ironforge and their real-life girlfriends would see the sexy belf on their screen and get jealous. What's she got that I don't? Why do you play these games you fat ugly pervert? Jealousy would turn to curiosity. Curiosity to desire. They had to know who controlled such a sex magnet. They'd wake in the middle of the night. Angry and confused. I'm not a dyke. I'm not a fucking dyke.

They'd log on their boyfriends' characters at odd of hours of the night. Hoping to spot Baddy. When they did, "Hi. Your character is really beautiful. I've tried for hours to create a matching belf but your's, well your's is something special."

"Thanks, you're really pretty too."

"Can I brush your hair?"

"Only if you hold me."

"I want to tongue fuck you till you vomit."

Baddy has gone offline.

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Baddy has come online.

"Do you have any nudes?"



PICS INCOMING

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I like Battlestar Gay-Lactate-Uhhh alright, but does anyone else think that Caprica (the new show) is the worst fucking idea ever? Pre-war family drama without naked azn sexbots? Fuck that. Oh and the 12th is Tom Zarek. I'd bet your left nut on it.

Homeless Dude at Seven Eleven

I went to seven eleven to buy some Naked juice. Berry Blast. Normally, there's no line. Today there was.

FLASH TO PRESENT TENSE DESCRIPTION OF THE SCENE

As I'm standing there, a disheveled homeless man enters the store. He's wearing a white wife-beater, except it's no longer recognizably white. Torn up khakis equally stained. A black hoodie strained to be kept in one piece.

He's muttering to himself and twitching frantically. French, I think. He proceeds to start barking. Not a bark per se, but a guttural yapping. Not intimidating in itself, but paired with the filthiness, the craziness worn on his face, and the fact my mind is rifling through diseases this man is likely a vector for -- OH. And the hair. Bob Marley dreads meet Albert Einstein fro. Add in some rodent feces and a dash of booze and you've got it.

BACK TO PAST TENSE TYVM

He started staggering up to the customers waiting in line. More incoherent French. He did more of his usual muttering and twitching. Possessed. He came up to me.

ScaryDude: <Some stupid incoherent bullshit>
Me: Yeah.
ScaryDude: I'm a shaman. I can do magics.
Me: Hmn

IM A SHAMAN I CAN DO MAJIKS

BRB WITH A REAL POST BUT THIS REALLY HAPPENED

IM A SHAMAN I CAN DO MAJIKS